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I am Bulgarian, so I MUST be corrupted/bribed

Journal Entry: Thu Jun 22, 2006, 3:07 PM
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I dont like the SUN so I MUST be albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop judging others, then POST THIS! Pick the stereotype that fits you the most, and put it in the subject when you re-post this.

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 20
  • Current Residence: BG
  • Interests: Shooting
  • Favourite poet or writer: Dimitar Dimov
  • Favourite photographer: Mario Testino (www.mariotestino.com)
  • Favourite game: Sonic The Hedgehog
  • Favourite gaming platform: Sega
  • Personal Quote: The only thing necesary for the triupmh of evil is for good man to do nothing

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~Rookie-BG:iconRookie-BG: Jul 29, 2007, 3:43:22 AM
нямам никво време, тея дни много яко бачкане стана и май ще продължава така до средата на август..
пък и ловния сезон тогава ще се открива и.. бе като мога ще постна нещо :)

п.с. - нямам талант, поне не и за рисуването, но мерси все пак :)

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~didaka:icondidaka: Jul 23, 2007, 8:01:32 AM
що не рисуваш? защото си личи че имаш талант. или просто не ги постваш... :)

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~radina:iconradina: Jul 18, 2007, 2:30:16 AM Mood: Joy
Zdravei,mersi za watcha:) Imash interesna galeria:)
~Rookie-BG:iconRookie-BG: Jul 17, 2007, 1:43:43 AM
ok

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Only real eyes
realize real lies
*bulgaria:iconbulgaria: Jul 13, 2007, 4:59:32 AM
moje li da dobavi6 ikonkata na bg kluba kam jurnala ti:)


Blagodarim
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~estuaree:iconestuaree: Jun 29, 2007, 3:39:00 AM
Thank so much for the watch!
*timrkey:icontimrkey: Apr 23, 2007, 9:27:53 AM
do I...know you? normally only people I know have the right to tell me I'm crazy...

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~neon-outlaw:iconneon-outlaw: Sep 13, 2006, 7:11:36 PM
Obogavam cqlata ti galeriq. I journal-a. Ot mnogo breme ne bqh 4ela ne6to tolkova vqrno (gre6no...)

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~EvilDee:iconEvilDee: Jun 27, 2006, 5:20:09 AM
nice gallery lad:) greetings from above (3rd floor);)

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~ObsidianSpires:iconObsidianSpires: Jun 22, 2006, 9:36:19 PM
I love your journal. It's made me realize a few thing about myself, as well. <3

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~HemophiliacInMe:iconHemophiliacInMe: Mar 1, 2006, 8:15:52 AM
Хеххехе... Това беше леко грубо ;)
~Rookie-BG:iconRookie-BG: Mar 1, 2006, 5:55:18 AM
тук съм си :)
Ама не съм видял нещо, което да заслужава критика :)

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Only real eyes
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~HemophiliacInMe:iconHemophiliacInMe: Feb 27, 2006, 3:09:32 AM
Къде се губиш... Няма кой да критикува :(
~Rookie-BG:iconRookie-BG: Feb 15, 2006, 3:42:25 PM
10х

sq shte 4ekna i twoqta

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~Gothika47:iconGothika47: Feb 15, 2006, 4:10:47 AM
strahotna galeriq :P

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~EVALO:iconEVALO: Feb 11, 2006, 3:35:17 AM
misi za gledkaneto :P :hug:
~LadyTintalle:iconLadyTintalle: Feb 10, 2006, 3:09:13 PM
Blagydarq ti za :+devwatch: :aww: :hug:

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Dessine-moi un mouton(:sheepish:), le ciel est vide sans imagination, le monde est triste sans imagination, c'est ça dessine-moi un mouton(:sheepish:), redevenir l'enfant que nous étions.
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~ego-f:iconego-f: Jan 21, 2006, 11:47:16 AM
nice work ;)

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~AlexKame:iconAlexKame: Oct 20, 2005, 11:12:07 AM
WOW... миси за :+fav:
оценявам го!

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~forestchild:iconforestchild: Oct 12, 2005, 6:39:07 AM
aiaiaiai znaesh li kakvo e ai na kitaiski

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~yanaaneva:iconyanaaneva: Oct 7, 2005, 5:31:01 AM
zdravei

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Nqkoi hora gledat, a drugi vizdat........

Hope is wasted on the hopeless
~HCC:iconHCC: Sep 23, 2005, 5:43:55 AM
харесва ми когато хората, ме държа под окол.
тогава неправа глупости.
~forestchild:iconforestchild: Aug 22, 2005, 5:47:28 PM
imam q ama sega ne se log ;)

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