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I am Bulgarian, so I MUST be corrupted/bribed

Thu Jun 22, 2006, 2:07 PM
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I dont like the SUN so I MUST be albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop judging others, then POST THIS! Pick the stereotype that fits you the most, and put it in the subject when you re-post this.

Честита

Wed Mar 1, 2006, 5:00 AM
Нека всички да се закичим с по мартеничка :) Че да не ядосаме баба Марта и пак да ни засипе със сняг, че тази година нещо се уля :)

Надявам се да сте щастливи на възможно най-българския пазник :)

Changes

Wed Aug 3, 2005, 7:40 AM
DeviantArt is has changed, it's as simple as that. No more helpful comments, no more striving artists and community love. Instead, make way for annoying "be generous" buttons, less site, functionality for the non subscribing member and ads for sexy singles. The "collective rectum" has gone corporate and there's nothing to stop that.

Yet, the sad truth is that even the noblest of ventures eventualy end up like this. Whether it is because of the weakness of human character (greed) , or just a simple law of nature (survival) I can't really tell. Maybe ideals have an expiration date, who knows...

But that's not the problem here.

I undestand the need for DeviantArt to go corporate. With the amount of bulk uploads of (art)work and the unbelievable cost to keep it alive, how can it not? I understand that money is an important issue and that tough decisions need to be made.

But when not one, but both founders (jark and matteo) end up leaving or being removed from staff you know that there is something wrong with the picture. Something that exceeds the old community versus corporation problem.


No more pugs or yellow aliens for this website....
And that IS a problem.

Every corporation, even the biggest ones need to conduct themselves with basic honor and integrity, othervise their reputation will be tarnished. Also respect is a key for a succesful business no matter what it's nature may be and especialy if the business revolves around a community such as ours. Respect for their consumers (namely us), the employees and especially for their founders. I fail to see respect in this new DeviantArt, I'm affraid.

One of the things I deeply dislike about this whole incident is the whole "Yeah, they are gone, but no big deal, moving on..." tone that I hear in the statements of the remaining staff.
How can this possible be depicted as a minor setback, or incident? We are talking about the people who created this site from scratch, from the idea and abstract concept, to the first line of code. And even though many others added with their efforts to the significant growth of DA I still fail to take the loss lightly.

Also, this goes beyond jark and matteo. If you browse trought the DA pages of the old staffers, you will see that many of them have resigned. Euphoria, Dygel, Attila, Phae and many others are now ranked as "former staff". I think that speaks volumes.

I doubt that we will told the full story any time soon, due to legal issues and disclosure agreements. I also doubt that jark and the others will ever get back their old status unless this becomes a legal battle. It is a sad time for DA.

The biggest tragedy however is that the community spirit is tainted. It has been dying slowly for a long time now, yet this blow has damaged it the most, and although I see many deviants gathering in support of jark and matteo I dont think that it will help get DeviantArt back to the way it used to be "back in the days" when it had spunk, and spirit and when it was a joy to upload and share comments.
I hope you'll prove me wrong about this.

In the end the question that needs to be answered not just by Spyed and the remaining staff, but by us, the members who make this website is:

What happens now?

Untitled

Thu May 12, 2005, 10:22 AM
I have a friend,a jazz musician, trumpet player.Really terrific. And I go and hear him jam every month or so.And he plays this piece I love: an old Chet Baker song.And he blows the same notes every time,but every time it sounds different.And we had drinks one night - when I used to drink- and I tried to tell him how that song made me feel...how the music made me feel and how his playing made me feel.And he just kept shakin' his head, and he said..."George, you can't talk about music.Talking about music is like dancing about architecture." "Well, gonna get all philosophical on me.It's just as pointless as talking about a lot of things.Love, for instance."And my friend laughed, and he said,"Definitely. Most definitely.Talking about love is like dancing about architecture."So I don't know.He might be right.But it ain't gonna stop me from trying.

Bites of information

Mon May 2, 2005, 3:25 PM
Pomislete nad towa, ne se trewojete. Zashto pyk da ne wi e priqtno? Na Gospod mu e priqtno, zashtoto go prawi neprekysnato. A ne sme li nie syzdane po Negow obraz i podobie?
Moje bi ste pro4eli w4erashnite westnici, 4e w nedelq we4er Gospod stowaril pokriwa na edna cyrkwa w Teksas byrhu glawite na 34 swoi obojateli to4no kogato peeli hwalebstweni pesni za nego? Ne mislite li 4e towa mu e dostawilo udowolstwie?
34! Ne bi wi lishil ot udowolstwieto da ubiete nqkogo si.
Minalata sedmica utrepa 160 filipinci w edna-edni4a samoletna katastrofa, zashto da ne wi ostawi da ubeite nqkogo si? Edwa li shte wi zawijda za nqkakwo si drebno ubiistwo.
4etete westnici. Gospod winagi shte wi wodi s mnogo.

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